GOD WHY DID I READ THIS

Hey, no one’s asked about rimming yet.

you’re a strong independent woman and this girl is leaving mg for brendon urie bye

I’ve been thinking through my known cures to Bden, but based on your blogging, you have a drug-resistant  strain.

*sticks tongue out*

guys no

Fine then I’ll find someone else to be the Barney to my Ted

I feel like my moms are fighting but you’re both younger than me.

I’m mostly imagining two girls fighting over me you can be one but I don’t want mg to do that we are very platonic

this is all just making me laugh

That’d be hot

oh myyyyyyy

Marry me

sure but will MG like challenge me to a duel?

I quite like Take a Vacation! but the Ryden shippers creep me out ngl

much to my chagrin at times, I love all his music he’s made to date

but ugh don’t start me on how much I dislike Ryden

No one likes Ryan

It’s more of an I Hate Myself For Loving You kind of deal for me.

You can be Spencer. Or brendon bc I really wanna make out w him. But not Ryan ever

RYAN DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE ANYMORE SO SCREW THAT

like I would be Spencer but I’m hopelessly attracted to Spencer like I would do him if he were a girl I could sleep with oh wait I feel that way about me too hmm