…you hadn’t seen Labyrinth until yesterday? I don’t know if I should be appalled or impressed.

Actually, it turns out I’d started to see it as a kid! It was Halloween and we were hiding out in the back corner of the house with the lights off because we weren’t passing out candy that year. Mom turned on the tv and it was on AND SCARED THE EVERLOVING FUCK out of my young self. I couldn’t really deal with babies crying and getting kidnapped so.