- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
proof that Sara’s always been the cutest cutie
My sister has been POSSESSED.
Sara just yelled “THIS IS MY FUCKING PERIOD SONG!” while turning up the radio.
It was “Get Thru This” by Art of Dying.
Hi I'm Emily. I'm a lezbean. What's a lezbean? Obviously someone who wears shorts. I'm a writer, musician and politics give me a boner. I don't like people but I love you. I also sew like a motherfucker and my sister is jealous of my even points in quilt blocks because she's too much of a crackhead to sew evenly. I embroider, complain about dumb college students/professors and am constantly fucking awesome fuck yeah motherfucker. I ran out of room so I just added lots of fucks. fuckfuckfuckfukgu
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