- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
Sara just yelled “THIS IS MY FUCKING PERIOD SONG!” while turning up the radio.
It was “Get Thru This” by Art of Dying.
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todieagoodman Hi I'm Emily. I'm a lezbean. What's a lezbean? Obviously someone who wears shorts. I'm a writer, musician and politics give me a boner. I don't like people but I love you. I also sew like a motherfucker and my sister is jealous of my even points in quilt blocks because she's too much of a crackhead to sew evenly. I embroider, complain about dumb college students/professors and am constantly fucking awesome fuck yeah motherfucker. I ran out of room so I just added lots of fucks. fuckfuckfuckfukgu |
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